The Story of ROCCO
(circa 1998)
I'm often asked how Rocco came
about. Well, here goes.....
Once upon a time, the BIG
MANAGEMENT of FYI informed it's employees that if they didn't turn in their timesheets on
time, they wouldn't receive their paychecks until after the weekend. Well there were some
BAD people that made a habit of not doing their timesheets in a timely fashion.
We won't mention any names. (Phil, Sean, Dan) And the thought of not having money for the weekend
angered certain GOOD LOOKING, LOVABLE employees.
Still again, we won't mention any names. (Bill and David) So ROCCO was born
(see baby picture above) to enforce the completion of
timesheets and turn them into the Program Manager. The moral behind this story is to
TURN IN YOUR DAMN TIMESHEETS ON TIME because if we don't get paid
before the weekend, Bill and David don't have beer
money, and you DO NOT want the Twin Towers banging on your door Friday night MAD, BROKE,
SOBER and THIRSTY.
** Update 2003 ** The
Saga Continues
The ROCCO Resurrection
He's BAAACK..
Just when you thought it was safe to mess up, Rocco, the man who taught
Terry Tate
everything he knows, has returned. The BIG
MANAGEMENT has found out that the political correctness of the late 90's is
now a thing of the past and after seeing the hiring of Terry
Tate, Office Linebacker by Felcher and Sons, have decided to bring Rocco
out of retirement. Rocco (once he gets back into shape) will be available to
the Man for things such as:
-
Timesheet
Slackers,
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Dress Code
Slackers,
-
Water Bottle
Replacement Slackers,
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Attendance
Slackers,
-
Productivity
Slackers, and
-
Slackers in
general.
SO JUST REMEMBER:
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